2004-10-07
i'm worth more than a bird in a bush...
I wore a tampon and a teabag in my hair today along with a bird's nest and candy wrappers. My clothes were all mismatched and I was perfect. Yet, I didn't win the prize. Heh, I'm not bitter about that or anything.
My school should just be lucky that Sam and I have so much school spirit. Otherwise our football team would have no backers showing pride. Which reminds me I was supposed to get Ryan's jersey tomorrow to wear for purple and gold day. So much for that one.
For the last two years, I have not been able to attend a homecoming game. This is starting to wear thin on the Band Dictator N. This year I memorized the mallet part only to find that I wouldn't be able to play for the halftime show. Yep. Way to serve me right memory. How about you stick around for another fifty years or so hmm?
In other news:I hate Avril Lavigne. And Dick Cheney. In no particular order. Have a great evening and sleep tight.
This has been your tampn-in-the-hair-and-bird-in-the-bush diarist. Ahah, do you get the sexual context?
Quote of the day:"Did Dictator N. just say nippy?"-[Me to Tent-boy]