2004-09-22
a slight case of blackmailing a Sambo
Lately the world has been revolving around finding a time to hang out with Ryan and swim practice. Homework is mixed up in there somewhere but it does not take up such a substantial part of my time.
I am very sorry that I have not written here in a few weeks. But I will not make excuses because there are other things I have to do. Of course, you being the smart sympathetic diarist chums you are, understand this concept. So with that said I will now go on to tell you a funny story about high school hallways. If I can think of one while typing.
Not too long ago, Mackenzie had a birthday party and I brought my camera along. Sambo grabbed my camera and took a self-portrait. Upon developing my film, I found this picture. So I kept it. Which is the smart thing to do with blackmail pictures you know.[why must I always let you in on these things, who are your parents?]Today, I placed on in my student planner and brought it to school.
After showing it to everyone I could possibly find, I brought it to Spanish to show Sambo herself. She laughed hysterically even though she claimed it was the ugliest picture of her. Which yes, I guess it kind of is. But then I decided to show it to Ed, that boy who likes her and is taking her to homecoming. I walk out into the hallway to show him and I feel myself being lifted out of the air. Sambos lifting me by the hips and carrying me back into class. Senora Opiniada was staring at us in disbelief and Ed was blushing at the mere sight of Sambo. Oh lord was it kicks.
Of course, this is probably best kept as one of those "you had to be there" moments. You're not laughing now, I can tell that ahha was just forced air. Yeah you cannot pull the wool over these brown beauties. Eyes, that is, eyes you pervs.
In other news:This freshman trombone player named Winston as a crush on me. It's cute in a slightly creepy way. Sambo looks like a duck-billed platypus in that picture. Muwahahah.
This has been your scheming diarist. Don't use my camera for anything, punks.
Quote of the day:"If you show him that picture I will seriously die."-[Sambo]