2005-03-13
beware: i dance the cha cha with the best of 'em
Let's bust a nut and dance the cha-cha.
My Jeesis Motherlander! Holy turkey a la king and whatnot! I need to update a hella lot more if I expect any readers anymore. The emails are piling up again I realize. Pardon me for that. (Millie 1) I received your long one and I will be responding as soon as I can find it again amidst all the project info being sent to me and all the college crapola they keep sending me. It's like Unimportante Correo Electronico up in my yahoo. I guess everyone just wants me for my...um...intellectual juice? Yeah. Sure. Right. That's it. Exactly.
Four months until graduation and I can feel the spring fever setting in. My friend Oods and I took a long awaited roadtrip to Madison, our beautiful capital today. She's never been there which is amazing because it has her name written all over it. We were cranking the Vanilla Ice[yeah. shuttup.]and wearing sunglasses. If it wasn't for a little patch of snow here and there and the bullock-shriveling- nipple-hardening temperatures you would almost bet your last buffalo nickel it was summer.
And here was Ahna, in a skirt.
Thankfully, some beautiful creature whom I will kiss in heaven invented longjohns. I wore both my longjohn shirt[which, thanks to Miss Linguist's terrible laundry practices, shrunk]and my longjohn shortpants that cover the upper thigh and...erm...well other delicate and important childbearing parts. I was warm while Oods shivered in her courderoy thrift jacket. How can anyone freeze in courderoy one might ask? Live in WI one would answer.[followed by an ever enthusiastic yah- der-hey-yaknowwhatta mean?]
We tried learning Russian today. In some beautiful ancient bookstore on State Street. We, how do you say, failed miserably? I think I will stick to my lousy French a day calender thank you very much. At least they have the same letters. Snobbish pretentious American teenager? Hmm perhaps. Let me ponder on that one and get back atcha.
[gotta stop using Wisconsinisms.gotta...stop.]
Quote of the day:"That's impressive. That's more than impressive. I need a synonym for how impressive that is actually."-[Me to Reginald about his portfolio]
French phrase de jour:Bon appétit!(boh-nah-peh-tee!)Have a good meal.--oh come on. everyone knows that.
Let's try something different:C'est la fille de son pére.(seh lah fee duh soh(n)pehr)She's her father's daughter.