2004-11-23
so dim them down and light the candles on the cake
Well, I did it. I turned eighteen today. I don't know why I phrase it like that since I really didn't do anything to turn eighteen. Eighteen comes without working for it. You can't slow down time, oh no.
Tomorrow is the actual fun get together and I don't really have anything to say about my day. My actual birthday is usually on a full school day and it is the day after that is fun and short. So I am stuck learning things on my birthday. If Miss Linguist was one of those cool parental units, then she would let me take my birthday off. However kids, we all know how Miss Linguist rates on the parental scale. mere five would suffice for her.
Sambo bought me the Garden State soundtrack so now Cutie can't rub it in my face anymore that I don't have the soundtrack. Even though to be honest, I have yet to see the movie. Many theaters in the area do not believe in showing movies that are independent and therefore hidden money making jackpots of intelligence.
At nine o'clock tonight think about having sex with me kids, because it will be totally legal.
In other news:Ryan bought me a lottery ticket. I didn't win a damn thing. I was one word away from getting the least amount-which is two measly bucks. And believe you me, that twenty thou could have kept me happy my first year of college for sure.
This has been your newly legalized diarist. Still, I am an alien, remember that before approaching me.
Quote of the day:"I'M AN ADULT!"-[Larissa mocking me]