2005-01-02
dere's bacterias in dem deredish rags
Hello my fine feathered friends. I trust that you are well this second day of 2005 and that your New Year's festivities rocked hardcore. Mine...did not. Though I did finally get to see Garden State. Yeah, ok so here's an off guard catching admittance: I cried like a baby. Especially at the part where he says :"Fuck this hurts." I have so heard that phrase too many times.
Miss Linguist was cool this Christmas. For a lark, she bought me the French phrase a day desk calendar. She was probably thinking in a silly context for once, but I took it quite seriously and now I am learning silly French phrases. Now if only I could remember where the e accent is on the damn computer I could start posting the phrases for you all to learn.
The Beatles are singing Maggie Mae and Miss Linguist is whipping her own whipped cream for God, Allah, Buddha, Jehovah, Alien, Whatever's sake. I think we're having company tonight. Again. Now she's bitching about dirty dish rags causing bacteria blah blah. Do you want to abide with me anyone? Going once...going twice...fuck.
Right now, I should be working on a critical essay. Yeah, that same one I should have started earlier in break. Give me a breather will ya, I don't need your told-you-so looks. That is why female parentals in single form were invented. To be the I-told-you-soers of the world.[stop giving me the finger sir, it's bound to stay like that and then it will have to be amputated.]
In other news: I received my acceptance to River Falls on Thursday. I forgot to mention it three billion sceonds ago when it arrived. You're now reading the writings of student 3021760.
This has been your dirty dish rag diarist. Go wring out my bacterias por favor.
French phrase de jour: Le noir, ca va avec tout.(luh nwahr sah vah ah vek too) Black goes with everything.
Quote of the day:"It's hard to improve on an already perfect design."[Greggy]