2004-11-17
politics and food porn.or why i should not watch tv
Warning: This post stems from me watching the news. Further proof that I should have been kept in a dark closet for my whole life. Because this my friends is what happens. PS: Don't flame me just because I have thoughts and feelings too. Skip it if you want. That being said, onto the entry:
Sixteen little cabinet members all in a row..one speaks out and away he goes...Fifteen little cabinet members all in a row...one speaks out and away she goes...Fourteen little cabinet members all in a row...one speaks out and away he goes...Thirteen little cabinet members all in a row...one speaks out and away he goes...and on and on until we get to one. Then I might as well sing " Cuz we are living in a totalitarian dictatorship world and I am a frightened mtv generation girl."
Condi Rice wants to now try and set up some kind of negotiation with North Korea which might involve threats. Hell-fucking-lo Condi[by the way, think of a more chic nickname to help boost PR. or just ask the Chuckling Simian to do it for you..I hear he's good at 'boosting' your morale]good ol NK hates our guts[newsflash? not really..unless the last fifty-odd years are news to you because you've just crawled out of your bomb shelter after finally running out of tins of porks and beans].
NK has atomic bombs. What's that you say Condi darling? So what? Well, though I do know that we have them and your dear friend the Chuckling Simian would not think[because he can't]twice about pressing that little red button under his desk[which he will then proceed to hide under until his term is up]and sending a bomb flying at good ol NK. NK would not be the happiest kid on the international block so to speak. North Korea is a big, mean kid who has been the bully of the playground before. Hmm yea, I am sure this time if we kill thousands of their civilians they are going to want to shake our oil covered hands. Jesus Christ.
So let's get rid of everyone that would work on securing America's future. Oh, well no they didn't do that too well. But while we're at it, let's make it legal for Arnold Schwartzenegger to run for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE HE'S ONLY FROM AUSTRIA! Yes but of course. I vote that we change the very constitution this country is based on. Hell, while we are at it, let's throw out inaugral oath to simply say "I hereby swear to fuck up this nation entirely in four or more years, God willing."
We'll soon be able to just tear the declaration of independence, the bill of rights, the consitution, and any other bill that might be a tad helpful to all of the people in this country. A country founded on freedoms we couldn't get in England. And what will they do with the pieces of our nation's history? While they will sell them on Ebay and we can buy them to burn and use as fuel while our fossil fuels are being unnecessarily burned up.
I turn eighteen in six days and here are my plans:
1.)Vote[oh no, wait I missed that by two weeks like most of the collge kids. yay youth]
2.)Watch porn/ visit nude bar[;-)]
3.)Smoke until my lungs give out/I burn myself
4.)Go and get Katie Doyle and move to France/Australia
5.)Make hot love to Julian Sands[that was for you Katie Doyle]
6.)Live free and happy while living in nice vineyard in Bordeaux.
7.)LIVE FREE AND HAPPY. Yeah, I mentioned that already. Here's to reiteration.
You won't have Ahna to push around anymore. Cuz you done pushed her out of this here country ya'll. Yeehaw.
Quote of the day:"The Thickburger is quintessential food porn."-[guy on the news]