2005-04-02
maybe i can be 'grandfathered' in to the freemasons
Ok. Um. So apparently, my grandfather was a member of the Free Masons. What the fucking hell is that all about? Who would have thunk that a member of my family would be involved in a secret society? Besides me of course.
The reason I brought up this tidbit is because apparently the Pope is dying.(shh wait until the end of the paragraph before you start shouting about this being unrelated nonsense)All I have heard lately is about the Pope dying and how he's been given his thirtieth round of Last Rites.(no I don't know what this means either fellow non-Catholics..I mean I kinda do but not enough to explain)If you didn't know the Pope was dying crawl out from under the rock so I can slap you in the mouth. Apparently, I have been told that in line to become Pope are some Free Masons. At least, they are being considered for the position, they have had remarkably promising interviews and their resumes were nothing short of spectacular(or whatever they look at when you're up for Popage)Does this scare anyone else? Members of a secret society becoming religious leaders? George Orwell anyone?
My grandfather never really talked about the Free Masons but The Wicked Witch of the Pacific Northwest apparently kept all of his little medallions and papers and whatnot. Spy documents. Ellis was one sneaky sonofabitch. Now I know where I get it from. Huh, look at that.
I love the Pope simply because he is the first Polish Pope for the last three centuries or some such factoid. And I have a slight obsession with anything Polish. Except kielbasa. I fucking hate kielbasa.
In other news:My hair is really short, I am wearing shortie pyjamas, and my tanktop underneath holds down my breasts so I appear to be a five year old boy in his sister's nightwear. Ahah. That's got to get a little laugh from someone.
Quote of the day:"Your grandfather was a member of that Free Mason thing."-[The Wicked Witch of the Pacific Northwest]--thanks for keeping track.
French phrase de jour:"Oł est-ce que je peux changer de l'argent?"(wes-kuh zhuh puh shah(n)-zheh d(uh) lar-zhah(n))Where can I exchange money?--here, give it to me.