2005-04-25
if i were on a roof would you help me get off?
It's Monday again. Let's plan revenge.
I officially suck at the updating process but I need notes for fuel and no one leaves me notes. Of course when they do I make an entry out of them and sound like a flat out wench.(sorry sam) This is what makes me a sucky diaryland friend. Please feel free to just shoot me. I see you have a gun, so just do it. We'll pay off the witnesses on their way out the door.
I visited my campus on Thursday and Friday. Boy oh man oh lions tigers bears it was loverly. It's snuggled in the midst of this small country-ish town. It's basically like this small town hell but with a college campus and big cities only fifteen minutes away. The buildings are red brick, and standard college issue. There is a meditation garden and an art gallery and an underground theatre program and they make their own ice cream on campus.
No no, you don't understand. They. Make. Their. Own. ICECREAM. On. CAMPUS. Ok, there you go. I think you have the picture now because I see you nodding.
Sadly, I fell off of Ben's roof last night while in the process of climbing on it. Does that make sense? I scraped my wrist apart and lay there with the wind knocked out of me. Then I got back up and finished cleaning out the fridge. Yeah, I swear that someone is going to make a million dollars off of me from America's Funniest Home Videos someday.
Quote of the day:"Print this paper or I'll...I'll...I'll stick this banana in you."-[Me to the printer]--yeah best if you don't ask, right?
French phrase de jour:L'habit ne fait pas le moine(lah-bee nuh feh pah luh mwahn)Clothes don't make the man. Literal trans-The habit doesn't make the monk.--no monks make the habits out of potato sacks.