2004-10-06
jah, i am a manly girl
I have muscles. Can we focus on that please? Yeah, that's right bitchaseis, I have muscles. Not big ones mind you. They are not bulging out of my cute Felix the Cat shirt or anything, but they are nice.
Let's get this straight: My skin does not hang in folds. I have the ability to lift my thirty pound xylophone. Once in awhile I can give people piggy back rides on my shoulders if they aren't too tall. You can punch me in the stomach and I will not recoil in pain.[in front of you]These are great things to realize. Waking up in the morning and feeling your newly toned calves is a nice feeling. Now I know how Arnold Schwartzenegger feels. And why he thinks he can get away with cupping German talk show hosts. Sorry, tangent.
Don't ask me why I have decided to make a whole entry about my muscles. It could be that nothing in my life is jumping out at me at the moment so nothing sparks my writing interest. Also I have been focusing on college essays, and also homework. Teachers become sadists around Seniors. Gotta kill that senioritis. Even vaccinate the ones who are not likely to be susceptible.
Which reminds me, I really should get my flu shot. Senora Opiniada told me today that I was at risk. I don't know why. She apparently, being the very intelligent public health guru that she is, knows these things by looking at someone. So I have to check into these things and see if they can get me in for one. Even though the company in England that produces the vaccine was condemned recently for having some kind of mixup. Yay drugs. Yay wonder cures. Yay new millenium scares.
I also have to do my Spanish project tonight. And I have math tutoring and a Geometry review to study for tomorrow. Good god, allah, buddha, jehovah, aliens, whatever, I am not going to bed until midnight tonight. Woo hoo Senior year. Thank you for all the wonders you provide.[sheer sarcasm alert]
In other news:Thank you to dinosaurs for adding me to their favorites list. I have done the same. Keep reading and I will do the same. Tomorrow is Clash Day. ROCK THE CASBAH!!!!
This has been your muscular and highly susceptible to common colds diarist. Even my muscles can't sustain me from the vicious flu bug.
Quote of the day:"I do the random pee pee dance."-[Mrs M]