2004-11-19
yeah, i can speak openly about felatio
I'm listening to a tastefully done song about felatio. Does anyone want to come over and take a listen? No? Oh well I shall have to skip over to the next song which is in French and, ironically, could be about the same thing I just wouldn't know it. Miss Linguist would though. However when I played it for her last night, she couldn't pick out the words because they were singing to fast. Uh huh, sure Miss Linguist.
Today was a great Friday. It rained which I always love. Downpours and thunderstorms being my two main happy weather times. I think I must get that from Irishman O'Swoon, but I have already written about that so enough is enough. In band today we had cheesecake day. I adore cheesecake day simply because we have cheesecake and don't play a single note. Well ok, not entirely true, we did have to play through our Christmas marching song. But after that we all had various cheesecakes and I had four instead of the alotted three because Rachel Haan loves me.[that would be pieces not cakes, though we all know I could pack away four cheesecakes ifyou left me in a dark room with them]
I also saved a rat from torture[aka being fed to a snake] and my friend Nikki and I have named him Sully. Sully is now at home with Nikki and I get him next weekend. Our Eco teacher always feeds Boots, the snake, the cutest rats. You might shudder, but if you saw Sully, your heart would melt right out of your chest. He's a light sandy colour and white. Also, he is a tiny rat and not aggressive.
So a deal was made with the devil that if we could save Sully, we had to buy three small rats to feed Boots. Fine with me. We're going to pick out the three ugliest rats in the pet shop. Also, Nikki is going to breed rats for money. I am going to help for a small chunk of change. Yoowoo I saved one of God's, Allah's, Buddha's, Jehovah's, aliens', whatever's creatures.[I decided it would be best to cap. those from now on out of respect]
Tonight I am going to Josh's b-day party. Oh what glee. And I mean that.
In other news:Four days until my eighteenth. What are you kids buying me? I hope it's a stripper.
This has been your rat saviour. Just call me Ratfink Christ.
Quote of the day:"Thanks for the crotch update."-[Scrubs]