2004-08-29
animal house has nothing on my casa..
OK. Miss Linguist has been gone for only two days and already I miss her like crazy. If she doesn't get home in the next few hours, I might go absoutely off my rocker. This is a good sign of how much I love my Miss Linguist as much as I sometimes want to run her head through a wall. Yeah, you heard me.
The only good thing about living alone is that you can come and go as you please. I don't have to check with anyone if I want to take a walk around the neighborhoods of hell.[which I don't really ever have the need to do]Friday night I came in at two and slept in until noon. Without being yelled at. You know why? Because there was no one here to yell at me that's why! Besides those two things though, everything else about living alone is shite.
My cats have been going absolutely apeshit. Twice now they have knocked over Miss Linguist's expensive crystal vase with the most beautiful flowers in the world in them. Twice I had to pick up the mess. Three times they have ran around on the shower edge that the damn shower rod keeps falling down. Everything in this house must have been purchased at The Mart of Walls for fifty cents. Previous owners here were con artists. I don't know if I ever told you that before.
(As I write this Fatass Catman and Miz Schiz are dancing around on the couch to Ice Ice Baby. I swear to god, allah, buddha, jehovah, aliens, whatever that I am not on Robitussin.)
Did laundry, washed the dishes, cleaned the pool, cleaned litter, and tidied up the living quarters. Feeling a little like a soccer mom, I promptly jumped on the internet and started to write this. Just so I can find my sanity. Or lack there of.
Minnow wants me to go to fair with her today because it is the last day and she hasn't gotten there. We also have to stop at the Mart of Walls to develop our pictures from last night's swimming sleepover. Plus I have a million cameras that I need to develop from PamelaSamela's wedding, Prom, the play, and assorted shite. Cameras are piled sky high in my room. I cannot wait until the day my 35mm comes in.
In other news:I can wax a chump like a candle. And I owe a cute boy a call.
This has been your queen of the house diarist. Give me a Burger King crown and a toilet paper tube sceptor.
Quote of the day:"Don't worry, I'll do everything illegal."-[Me to Miss Linguist]