2004-09-30
downward dog, upward nips...
Wow. You know the world is changing when they permit naked yoga in San Francisco. Out in the open. Score another one for ol' San Fran. Hats, and er..clothes off to you!
If we were to be allowed that pleasure, I am sure that some pretty important parts of our anatomy would freeze off. Especially if you are doing yoga in fall/winter/early spring. Of course anyone who does yoga outside in those months is moronic and therefore deserves to freeze off their winker-bells and bob-a-loos.[don't flipping ask where I got that from. another story entirely] Just goes to show that even if our town became more open, we'd still be too afraid to try anything new.
So now I am sitting here thinking about this blow-your-momma's-mind concept of public nudity and yoga, and I am getting a tad squeamish. There are alot of people in this world. Many of which do not need to be walking around naked. I know I am not one to compare to, nor one to judge others, but come on. Some people in this planet should not walk around in their birthday suits. No, absolutely not my friends. I want to go back to Adam and Eve and thank them for being so stupid[or smart] and putting leaves on their winker-bells and bob-a-loos.
Seriously, I have been home with bad cramps since noon and I think it is having an effect on my brain waves. What I was trying to do when I ran across that story was find out the difference between asian ladybird beetles and common ladybird beetles. Honest to God, Allah, Buddha, Jehovah, aliens, whatever, I never typed in "naked yoga." But when you find a minor journalism miracle, by jove you run with that sucker until you're tired. Or,naked in San Francisco doing a 'downward facing dog'.
In other news:Still no date with Ryan. He works, I don't. 'Nough said.
Catchphrase of the day:"Yo momma's chest hair."
Catchphrase of the week:"Paint my violin!"(or pintar un violin)
Catchphrase of the entire high school population:"Bitches!"
There you go, now you are all cool and in with the hip crowd. Go at it and make some slang happen.
This has been your naked yoga enthused diarist. Although you can't really do yoga when you have massive cramps.
Quote of the day:"You look like the girl on the Mamma Mia playbill!"-[Tent-Boy about one of my senior proofs]