2005-01-29
the air exchange is not about exchanging air
You know you live in a mainly Polish area of WI when: the radio is selling 100 kolatches on their morning air exchange program. No, they're actually bidding on rocking chairs now. Oh, they're Amish rocking chairs you say? Well now we're talking!*whips out the cash*
Ahha. OK some guy named Jim(and not that Jim from work thank God, Allah, Buddha, Jehovah, aliens, whatever)just called and ordered a maple tree with a squirrel's nest in it. You can't make this stuff up people. It's like we're living in the mountains. Go buy a tree somewhere else. Find a seed and plant it. Don't buy it off the radio waves. Lordy mama, the world is spinning too darn crooked.
Oh yes, thank for reminding me little girl, I was going to tell you about the quote pants in this entry. Enough with the radio ranting then I guess. If you insist little girly...ow stop pulling my hair. Little beast.
The quote pants are basically old jeans that I am writing quotes that I have accumulated over the years from friends and I am letting people sign them or draw on them. I think I told you this awhile back, but you're allowed to forget if I am. Tent-Boy drew Chelsea Clinton on my pants saying:"My mom will rule you" because obviously Hilary Clinton will rule us.[or something.] I'm going to have drawings and quotes and song lyrics from my fave songs all over those beasts.
[my word of the day is obviously beasts. fiends is also appliable I suppose. that is if i were forced to use some other word besides beast. youdon't have twenty-four hour use on it do you?]
In other news:I have added a staff or cast/page if you will. I am thinking of changing the word staff to audience but I am not sure. Let me know what you think. I'm officially taking a poll. The future of my cast list depends on you. Oh goodness I have to work in three hours. What what? Or is what, what! I don't know slang. Ahna=no slang knowledge whatsoevah.
Off to update my staff/audience/cast page and take a shower. Don't follow me this time. I mean it sir. There still is that bit about the restraining order.
This has been your radio rebuking diarist. They wouldn't let me sell my kidney on air, so maybe I am just bitter.
Quote of the day:"What did you do today Josh? Oh Ahna straddled me wearing a veil."-[Tent-Boy]