Archives
2007-02-13 - they may not be real, but they can still be really poorly written
2007-02-09 - blood diamonds and publicity stunts aren't this girls' best friend
2007-02-08 - call me ice ice crazy
2007-02-06 - i got a line on the new frontier.
2006-05-08 - the neverending quest for rest...
2006-02-06 - stroking out to the oldies with Ahna
2005-12-06 - let me hide the skeletons in someone else's closet first...
2005-12-02 - i'm joining secretaries anonymous
2005-11-16 - the nightmare slightly before thanksgiving
2005-11-10 - just for awhile
2005-10-12 - happy birthday message in a bottle
2005-10-02 - i knew i hated being taken seriously...
2005-09-26 - i'll have to check my schedule...
2005-09-25 - you can officially publicly flog me.
2005-08-06 - kleenex stock just skyrocketed
2005-08-01 - is that a stud in your nose or are your boogers silver?
2005-07-29 - a french invasion of THE PIT OF DESPAIR AND LOST PANTIES
2005-07-19 - i give in, i give up
2005-07-18 - it's a beauty contest and a family picnic!
2005-07-13 - we call this boredom.
2005-07-06 - fighting over big blue plastic bins
2005-07-04 - independence from england=explosives
2005-06-30 - dragraces, pipebombs, sophomore fucks.
2005-06-29 - i need a little redecorating inside.
2005-06-28 - witness protection or neighborhood watch?
2005-06-16 - it's possible i will die soon.
2005-06-11 - my french calendar predicts the near future.
2005-05-31 - shoot me in the face.
2005-04-27 - my one attempt at joining PETA and i failed.
2005-04-25 - if i were on a roof would you help me get off?
2005-04-19 - oy ye como va, what does that mean?
2005-04-17 - let's meet up after three years and talk about where time disappears
2005-04-02 - maybe i can be 'grandfathered' in to the freemasons
2005-03-29 - i steal forks..
2005-03-16 - and you think sambo has mad cows disease?
2005-03-15 - here's a moment for the scrapbooks kids
2005-03-13 - beware: i dance the cha cha with the best of 'em
2005-03-01 - why i love you senior year...
2005-02-23 - declaration of holidays involving excellent tenors
2005-02-19 - m-i-c-k-e-y mouse was canadian
2005-02-18 - A Word From Her Sponser
2005-02-15 - fever blisters, drool, and v-d
2005-02-12 - photographic evidence....
2005-02-09 - a strong black coffee did wha?
2005-02-08 - this is me, trying hard to be a genius
2005-02-06 - oh i see you're blind...
2005-01-30 - with powers like that i could rule the world
2005-01-29 - the air exchange is not about exchanging air
2005-01-26 - don't you just love to squeegee
2005-01-13 - this just in, rev up them presses gents
2005-01-08 - we all have a cheerleader inside of us
2005-01-06 - this gold vest suits my inner nerd
2005-01-05 - maybe if i was a geologist in sweatpants
2005-01-04 - it's not a hurry he's in but i'm a different story
2005-01-02 - dere's bacterias in dem deredish rags
2004-12-30 - can i drink champagne around your children
2004-12-28 - on the fourth day of christmas ahna posted
2004-12-19 - nothing says christmas like decking your neighbor
2004-12-15 - er take that off the pissy list please...
2004-12-11 - 10 things i hate/love about now
2004-12-02 - i knew there was a reason i hate sushi...
2004-11-27 - well carve me up and call me a jive turkey
2004-11-23 - so dim them down and light the candles on the cake
2004-11-19 - yeah, i can speak openly about felatio
2004-11-17 - politics and food porn.or why i should not watch tv
2004-11-09 - blackhead convention-lobby to the left
2004-11-07 - wires got crossed and i'm short circuited
2004-10-19 - can hair have a coniption fit?
2004-10-16 - the bard and jello eating contests..
2004-10-07 - i'm worth more than a bird in a bush...
2004-10-06 - jah, i am a manly girl
2004-10-05 - not all girls goo in their caramel centers
2004-10-02 - i have a feeling i will regret this...
2004-09-30 - downward dog, upward nips...
2004-09-29 - dance of the dead ladybeetles..
2004-09-22 - a slight case of blackmailing a Sambo
2004-09-14 - pretty boys are all i want
2004-09-12 - 250 words of pure bull...
2004-09-09 - the great and powerful schnoz
2004-09-08 - bake me up a batch of drama cookies
2004-09-06 - the straw dogs are out in the streets
2004-09-04 - fashion fun for the whole family...
2004-09-01 - if love is a battlefield, family is war
2004-08-29 - animal house has nothing on my casa..
2004-08-28 - does anyone else hear Happy Trails?
2004-08-26 - hitting the ole[dye]bottle again
2004-08-25 - we put amusement in amusement park
2004-08-23 - goat boobs, big booties, and other campstories
2004-08-18 - be vewy vewy quite...i'm huntin moths
2004-08-13 - life:an everbuilding mystery...
2004-08-12 - och aye in the land of frozen feet
2004-08-11 - not dentures, they just look like em..
2004-08-09 - in the hall of the nest of the wasp king...
2004-08-07 - who needs weed? i have turtlewax!
2004-08-06 - just practicing for James Lipton
2004-08-05 - can't break the "habit"...
2004-08-01 - pretty soon i will have the hunchback
2004-07-27 - surprised i am not saying googaa
2004-07-23 - a lobotomy would be in order...
2004-07-22 - polska kielbasa with salsa...
2004-07-21 - she'll tell you what you want to hear
2004-07-21 - pass right by this entry...
2004-07-20 - the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
2004-07-19 - praying at the altar of creamcheese
2004-07-19 - redesigning female anatomy since 1599
2004-07-16 - what one does when one's bored
2004-07-15 - you think oxyclean will help?
2004-07-15 - how to spot a devil spawning
2004-07-14 - get thee to a faire-y....
2004-07-13 - donkey shit on an elephant foot
2004-07-12 - someone grabith me a cane..
2004-07-11 - the mart of walls...
2004-07-09 - partying like its 7/9/04
2004-07-09 - the patients in this asylum
2004-07-08 - again with the smutiness
2004-07-08 - polska dentista jah
2004-07-06 - demented unprofessional sports
2004-07-06 - needles and questions and blood ohmy
2004-07-04 - i'm a yankee doodle dorkface
2004-07-03 - pissed off is better than pissed on
2004-07-02 - with this ring, i thee kick your ass...
2004-07-01 - Instant Stoppage!
2004-07-01 - the yorkies are coming...
2004-06-30 - more than a teaparty
2004-06-30 - irishmen do not fear intimacy...
2004-06-29 - weeds in THE PIT OF DESPAIR AND LOST PANTIES
2004-06-29 - THE PIT OF DESPAIR AND LOST PANTIES
2004-06-25 - presto-effin-change-o...
2004-06-24 - oh auntie em, calm your ass down...
2004-06-22 - perks of being a pool cleaner..
2004-06-18 - if turkeys trot, this turkey is running...
2004-06-14 - a salon trip is like a batmitzvah....
2004-06-10 - now what was it Alice Cooper said....
2004-06-05 - let us live and be married...
2004-05-29 - professor of pajamology...
2004-05-26 - r-e-s-p-e-c-t
2004-05-22 - up on the housetop...
2004-05-19 - a guitarcase and a heartbeat...
2004-05-15 - there be but all of god's beauty here...
2004-05-12 - nice day for a blind wedding...
2004-05-06 - spraypaint a sun on my walls..
2004-05-05 - with the 48 tracks and the mic..
2004-04-28 - a fool and a jackal...
2004-04-27 - feeling as if i were cut in two...
2004-04-26 - a lilac mess in my prom dress...
2004-04-14 - pretty steamy stuff
2004-04-09 - see, it's ok, i'm a hit with the kids...
2004-04-02 - standing in the place where you live...
2004-04-01 - paging diary readers for first floor..
2004-03-31 - i have my cheesecake and eat it too
2004-03-29 - pefect makeup but you're barely "scraping" by
2004-03-28 - curtains everyone, places...
2004-03-24 - rap is mad confusing yo...word
2004-03-24 - countdown to despairing..
2004-03-23 - i'll be here when everything gets weird..
2004-03-21 - so sappy, i'm getting sick...
2004-03-20 - follow the dotted lines of this entry....
2004-03-18 - ass wipe like crepe paper...
2004-03-17 - the wearing of the[seafoam] green.
2004-03-15 - blessed by buddha
2004-03-14 - flashback to innocence
2004-03-12 - take a bow or curtsy if you wish...
2004-03-10 - just hold still, this won't hurt long..
2004-03-09 - kill me with kindness
2004-03-07 - hooters chicken and shamrocks shakes..
2004-03-06 - dyslexic wal-mart workers of the world untie!
2004-03-04 - molotov cocktails and poetry readings
2004-03-03 - do they give awards for this...?
2004-03-01 - sunday at the movies..
2004-02-28 - just the facts ma'am...
2004-02-27 - and the wheels are in motion...
2004-02-26 - playing games with the faces...
2004-02-25 - preserve your memory
2004-02-24 - off to see the sandman...
2004-02-23 - a little gold tooth bling bling...
2004-02-22 - karma for dummies...
2004-02-21 - five finger discount drinks...
2004-02-20 - oui, je'sais...
2004-02-19 - our inclinations, hidden in looks
2004-02-18 - gahh feck it...
2004-02-14 - amen for gaymen...
2004-02-12 - a constant stream of cigarettes and magazines
2004-02-11 - sing that sweet low melody to only me..
2004-02-10 - currently they are forming a mutiny
2004-02-09 - god, are you shouting at me?
2004-02-08 - decisions...decisions...
2004-02-08 - robitussin, aspirin, oranges, and scotch
2004-02-07 - an ode and a thank you to...
2004-02-06 - can you say snow day...?
2004-02-05 - namby pamby and razzle dazzle...
2004-02-04 - i'm just being honest...
2004-02-02 - achespains&pinsneedles...
2004-02-01 - here's to the nights we felt alive
2004-01-31 - i smell the sheet of bools...
2004-01-29 - flashy and sardonic
2004-01-28 - swimming in gin