2004-10-02
i have a feeling i will regret this...
Have you...
01. bought everyone in the pub a drink: Nope but I do love the word pub.
02. swam with wild dolphins: I will this summer
03. climbed a mountain: Yes. OK no I went up in a gondola. What do you want from me?
04. taken a ferrari for a test drive: I don't like to even drive my Geo.
05. been inside the great pyramid: Not yet. Hey, there's only one?
06. held a tarantula: Yes, two in fact. Those are the only spiders with which I can deal.
07. taken a candlelit bath with someone: Does myself count? Cause then, yes.
08. said 'i love you' and meant it: Yes, if you don't mean it then you're worse than shit. Those words should not be taking lightly.
09. hugged a tree: Yes and you bet it hugged back. Nature loves me.
10. done a striptease: Heh, I have flashed many people unknowingly, does that count?
11. bungee jumped: Yes in eighth grade at Six Flags without teacher permission. Woo sweet rebellion.
12. visited Paris: No but my mother has so I don't need/want to. Plus my French is lacking.
13. watched a lightning storm at sea: Yes crossing the ferry when I was seven there was a lightning storm and we were on a metal boat. Woo electricity.
14. stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise: Of course. Often times when friends are over we try pulling all nighters.
15. seen the northern lights: Yes and it is the most beautiful spectacle I have ever witnessed.
16. gone to a huge sports game: Hockey, freshman year. And a Cubs game. Yeah shut up I love the Cubs.
17. walked the stairs to the top of the leaning tower of pisa: No, but that is on my list. Hopefully by that time they will have installed an elevator.
18. grown and eaten your own vegetables: Tomatoes are grown in abundance behind my deck and we eat them sun-ripened.
19. touched an iceberg: I have the sinking feeling I was once on the Titanic in another life.
20. slept under the stars: Yes it gets quite cold and lonely when you realize how big the universe is.
21. changed a baby's diaper: We've all heard this story before, you know it's a yes.
22. taken a trip in a hot air balloon: My mother did and crashed into a tree, causing me to never want to do it.
23. watched a meteor shower: Yes all the time. The stars fascinate my friends and we try hard to see every spectacle of them as we can.
24. gotten drunk on champagne: Haha, I'll just answer this by saying I love champagne.
25. given more than you can afford to charity: I can't afford anything. I am therefore, a charity case in the making.
26. looked up at the night sky through a telescope: Yeah, once again. Kristin has a telescope in her gathering room and we often use it to watch the stars.
27. had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment: I *am* an uncontrollable giggling fit. Enough said.
28. had a food fight: Ahha, just the other day at lunch in fact. We're cool seniors like that.
29. bet on a winning horse: I don't bet on anything. Except when I know I am absolutely right.
30. taken a sick day when you're not ill: I have about 200 sick days and many of them are not really all about the sickness.
31. asked out a stranger: I have shouted 'I will have your babies' at people in cars next to us randomly. Never get a response though.
32. had a snowball fight: Of course, even though the school tried to ban them. We always get around the rules somehow. They are snowballs, not guided nuclear missiles Mr. Administrator-man.
33. photocopied your bottom: No. But plenty of breasts shots. That's a hell of a lot more tricky. YOU try it sometime.
34. screamed as loudly as you possibly can: I have one volume:Loud to the extreme.
35. held a lamb: Yeah until it bit me and then I dropped it and screamed. Lambs are not that farking innocent kids. Be forewarned.
36. enacted a favorite fantasy:No, but not too long ago I dreamt I had a penis. Don't see acting that one out anytime soon thank you very much.
37. taken a midnight skinny dip:Sambo has and she has invited me to many times.[stop thinking sick thoughts now]I have a pool. I really should.
38. taken an ice cold bath:No, but I have jumped into my pool in the middle of fall. That is a close second.
39. had a meaningful conversation with a beggar:When I volunteered at a homeless shelter I did. He talked a lot about stabbing another guy.
40. seen a total eclipse:I have even though people were yelling don't look at the sun. Eheh. That might explain the near blindness of Ahna.
41. ridden a roller coaster:Good god, what country do you think I live in? Of course. Many. See the entry about Six Flags.
42. hit a home run:I have hit, but never around my home and I don't run away. Oh you meant baseball..ahah. No.
43. fit three weeks miraculously into three days:My life has been three weeks fit miraculously into seventeen years. Beat that.
44. danced like a fool and not cared who was looking:That is what dancing is. You shake your ass and close your eyes.
45. adopted an accent for an entire day:I have adopted many accents. Also I have adopted psychic abilities, deafness, blindness, being a twin, a gimp leg, and having a mentally challenged friend.
46. visited the birthplace of your ancestors: I will not. You saw the thing about Paris right? That's Miss Linguist. Irishman O'Swoon? Yeah I plan on living right in the middle of Ireland. With drunk cheating men. Yeah. No. I will visit Poland though.
47. actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment: But of course. Not every teen is an angsty one.
48. had two hard drives for your computer: No, sorry Bill Gates, I know you wanted to ask me that specifically.
49. visited all 50 states: I have seen most of them. They are all the same with different accents.
50. loved your job for all accounts: I am unemployed. Of course I love it.
51. taken care of someone who was shit faced: No ma'am, but one time I did watch someone get shit on and it was in the facial region.
52. had enough money to be truly satisfied: I don't like money. That is, until I absolutely need it.
53. had amazing friends: Correction-I have amazing friends.
54. danced with a stranger in a foreign country:That is what I am hoping to do in Mexico. Yes that is exactly it.
55. watched wild whales: As opposed to domestic ones that people keep in their bathtubs.
56. stolen a sign: I have stolen more than a sign. Though I do have the need to steal a stop sign. I did steal police caution tape this year.
57. backpacked in europe:Once I drop out of college I probably will. OK, so I am half kidding about the dropping out of college.
58. taken a road-trip: Funny movie. Not yet because that might require me driving. Ick.
59. rock climbing: Something about being high up and having only a piece of enforced string holding you between life and death just does not appeal to me.
60. lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice:When would I have the opportunity to meet a foreign government official?
61. midnight walk on the beach: More like ten o'clock with my Fabulously Flamboyant friend Cameron.
62. sky diving: I can fly a plane. That means I can do rolls, stand-stills, and loop-the-loops. Plus buzz the field. Sky diving has nothing on that.
63. visited ireland: I believe I was born there. That counts. Truly.
64. been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love: Yeah. Andy, but then again that was my fault.
65. in a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them: Once with an elderly lady who looked lonely. She ended up being really interesting, having lived in the 20's.
66. visited japan:I have no desire to visit Japan.
67. benchpressed your own weight:I can't even benchpress half my weight. Take that back. I cannot even lift a ten pound weight. However, I find it odd that I can lift my thirty pound xylophone on and off the field everyday.
68. milked a cow:Um WTF? Did you ask me this just because I live in WI?
69. alphabetized your records:I alphabetized my CD case once. And then Sambo went and mixed it all up. Oh no wait, that was a vice versa situation.
70. pretended to be a superhero: When I was little I was convinced I could fly.
71. sung karaoke:I have sang everywhere. Showers, strip malls, street corners. Truly Ahna is her own karaoke machine.
72. lounged around in bed all day:Hell yessah.
73. posed nude in front of strangers: Once again, the flashing story comes to mind.
74. scuba diving: I will be this summer. Go Marine Eco class!
75. got it on to "let's get it on" by marvin gaye: I have yet to "get it on" as you people have so succintly put it.
76. kissed in the rain: That song "Kiss the Rain" sounds like it is sung by a he-she. Hopefully Ryan will do half of these things with me.
77. played in the mud: Mud is the best. I walked in the Eco pond with my shoes off last week. That sucker is full of mud. And goose shite. Truly, Ahna is brave, and also not too wise.
78. played in the rain: I walk in the rain, I play in the rain, I love the rain. Warm summer rain is the best.
79. gone to a drive-in theater: No because they tore down the one we had before I was born. Bastard asses.
80. done something you should regret, but don't regret it: I have a feeling I should regret doing this survey, but I don't.
81. visited the great wall of china:No. And then again, no.
82. discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog:Oh yeah. Once on livejournal. KK found it. Like I care about that now. Bygones.
83. dropped windows in favor of something better: Dropped Windows? Bill Gates, why do you keep adding questions on here? Not one person gives an ounce of shite.
84. started a business: We made up a three floor mall, cafe, and assorted other things once in middle school. It failed.
85. fallen in love and not had your heart broken: I fell in love with Ryan freshman year and since nothing has happened yet, I will have to go with yes.
86. toured ancient sites: Yeah. The site of the '88 Canadian Olympic Games. Ahaha.
87. taken a martial arts class: No. I have never taken an art class of any kind. Oh wait. Yeah I did. Puppet making. And in sixth, you had to. I suck at art.
88. swordfought for the honor of a woman: Don't you know that's how Ahna always keeps her game with the ladies fresh. Whatever.
89. played d&d for more than 6 hours straight: WTF is D&D?
90. gotten married: Yeah for fifty-six hours but then I had it enulled because I was like, totally drunk. Oh no wait, that's Britney Spears.
91. been in a movie: I will write an indie film someday and then star in it like Zach Braff.
92. crashed a party: Gentlemen, I am the party.
93. loved someone you shouldn't have: Irishman O'Swoon. Loving your fathers can kill.
94. kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy: I used to be dizzy all the time and it is nice to think that maybe I gave that dizziness to someone else. Andy perhaps might have.
95. gotten divorced: No.
96. had sex at the office:No.
97. gone without food for 5 days: Yeah, let's not go through the whole "ana" thing again.
98. made cookies from scratch: How does scratching get you cookies? Kidding, of course I have.
99. won first prize in a costume contest: Nope, but for the record and to whom it may concern-Sambo and I are the best clash day dressers TRHS has ever seen.
100. ridden a gondola in venice:Where do you people pull these questions? Surely you have not done half of this shite yourselves.
101. gotten a tattoo: A month baby. One month and I can get that little star on my thumb. Or that lotus flower on my hip.
102. found that the texture of some materials can turn you on: Silk. Velvet. Courderoy. Tweed. Ok, not tweed. Bubble wrap.
103. rafted the snake river: Raft this. Heh, that's a slogan.
104. been on television news programs as an "expert": Unless being a complete moron is a field of expertise, I will never be on TV as an expert.
105. got flowers for no reason: I am not a fan of the flora in this world. Of course, I am also single and bitter. Keep that in mind.
106. masturbated in a public place: Tempting, oh so tempting, but no.
107. got so drunk you don't remember anything: I don't remember anything when I am sober so drinking wouldn't make it any more funny. No.
108. been addicted to some form of illegal drug: No. Do you people know who my mother is? She'd have my head. And then smoke my stash.
110. been to las vegas: Viva Las...yeah no.
111. recorded music: When I had my tape recorder my cousins and I would sing and pretend to be the news. We were easily amused.
112. eaten shark: Yeah, they have it at Port Sandy Bay. They also have alligator. Alligator is better. Shark tastes like ammonia.
113. had a one-night stand: One night I stood for a very long time. Ahah, no. Ahna=virgin. Thank you very much.
114. gone to thailand: I love Thai food. No. Not Thailand either.
115. seen siouxsie live: I have heard siouxsie. That makes me cool than many people in my grade or school who are too busy listening to 50 cent or Simple Plan.
116. bought a house: Yes, because I have an extensive bank account and could get a mortgage just like that?
117. been in a combat zone: THE PIT OF DESPAIR AND LOST PANTIES is currently a combat zone.
118. buried one/both of your parents: Good Christ no.
119. shaved or waxed your pubic hair off: Bikini lines anyone?
120. been on a cruise ship: Make me hurl. I am not some Love Boat junkie. I prefer to be on land. I have landlegs.
121. spoken more than one language fluently: I speak Spanish and English well. Plus I am still learning Polish. So, tahk.
122. gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone: That is what defending is all about. Sticking up and getting beat down. Otherwise you just stand there and look like a complete imbocile.
123. bounced a check: I don't have checks. I don't have the cash to back a check.
124. performed in rocky horror: In middle school, Sambo and I would do the Time Warp on the playground. I still remember all the words.
125. read - and understood - your credit report: I don't even understand the words credit report.
126. raised children: I raised my mother. Or am currently raising her. Enough is enough.
127. recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy:Polly Pockets yes. Today I was tempted to purchase that cute little Pound Puppy I saw.
128. followed your favorite and/singer on tour: I saw Weezer once back when they were my favorite. Since the Beatles are my alltime favorite it is kinda hard to have followed them.
129. created and named your own constellation of stars: My friends have. I am currently looking for my own star to follow.
130. taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country: For the last three years, my bike has been out of commission.
131. found out something significant that your ancestors did: My last name is the same name of the Dictionary of Music people. Think about that.
132. called or written your congress person: Yeah. To tell him why I support gay marriage. Not that he cares what an underage straight girl thinks.
133. picked up and moved to another city to just start over: That is whatI hope college will be.
134. ...more than once? Have I used the ... more than once? I use it all the time.
135. walked the golden gate bridge: I am afraid of bridges and since that is the mother of all bridges I am going to have to never attempt that.
136. sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking: I don't pay attention to anything else except driving when I am driving, so if people watch me sing, good on them.
137. had an abortion or your female partner did: I don't think we need to keep beating the dead no-sex horse.
138. had plastic surgery: I need some on my ski slope nose, but I never will.
139. survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived: Yeah. I did. Enough said.
140. wrote articles for a large publication: Someday, just you wait.
141. lost over 100 pounds: I lost a lot of weight during the first middle school and high school years.
142. held someone while they were having a flashback: Miss Linguist. I gave her a hug and she called me by her nickname as a child.
143. piloted an airplane: Yes when I was seven and then again...I will have my pilots license someday.
144. petted a stingray: Petted? What English teacher did you have? No, but I will when I go to Florida this year.
145. broken someone's heart I don't know.
146. helped an animal give birth: Yeah right. I'll get right on that.
147. been fired or laid off from a job: To reiterate- Ahna= no job.
148. won money on a t.v. game show: You are reading the ramblings of the next Jeopardy champ. Wait and see.
149. broken a bone: I just broke my toe yesterday.
150. killed a human being: Like I would admit that. Without my lawyer present that is.
151. gone on an african photo safari: Good god. I can hardly take pictures standing still much less in a moving caravan across the desert while being chased by rhinos.
152. ridden a motorcycle: Ahah. No but I would like to someday just to find out why they call them crotch rockets.
153. driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph: I hate driving at twenty-five how could I possibly manage 100+?
154. had a body part of yours below the neck pierced: I will when I get my nose pierced. Small stud only.
155. fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol: Bow and arrow yes. Anything with more of a kickback and I would be history.
156. eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild: Yes, often times my truffle hunting pig and I go out and look for precious gems of fungi in the dirt. Lordy.
157. ridden a horse: Yes and it took off on me. Plus I had saddle sores for days.
158. had major surgery: On my femur when I was two and Irishman O'Swoon broke it.
159. had sex on a moving train: Ok. I have never been on a moving train and the whole sex thing is pissing me off now. V-I-R-G-I-N.[Very Innocent Respectable Girl Insisting No]
160. had a snake as a pet: I want one. But it would swallow Molly.
161. hiked to the bottom of the grand canyon: Good enough that I saw the Grand Canyon at all.
162. slept through an entire flight: Yeah. Hopefully I will down to Mexico so I don't have to hear Beto worrying about the plane crashing.
163. slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours: Once I slept for a whole week. It was last year when I had the stomach flu.
164. visited more foreign countries than u.s. states: No.
165. visited all 7 continents: Working on it. Give me time assholes.
166. taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days: No, but I did canoe once and tipped it over because I was afraid of some kind of mighty fish.
167. eaten kangaroo meat: Oh poor kangaroos. I hope they kick your asses. There is nothing right about eating kangaroos.
168. fallen in love at an ancient mayan burial ground: Ahaha. Yeah with the spirit of Kanahengh. No. Lord people, what drugs are you on?
169. been a sperm or egg donor: Please take my eggs. PLEASE!
170. eaten sushi: I am anti-sushi.
171. had your picture in the newspaper: Yes.
172. had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime: Shut up. It will come.
173. changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about: I got my mother to start saying fuck more often because it gets your anger out more healthily. Is that good?
174. gotten someone fired for their actions: I. AM. UN. EMPLOYED.
175. gone back to school: That's all I do and will continue to do for eight years.
176. parasailed: Yeah.
177. changed your name: I am going to legally to Ahna. Right now it is not spelled this way.
178. petted a cockroach: Once again. It is is not petted. It is have you ever pet. There is no past tense of pet. And no. Cockroaches are the anti-christ.
179. eaten fried green tomatoes: No but I visited the actual restaurant in Illinois of the same name.
180. read the iliad: I had to for Myth Lit last year.
181. selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read: Yeah right now I am reading Dostoyevsky beacuse no one teaches him anymore.
182. dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them: I have heard of my friends stealing spoons and forks. But I have only once stolen a pink butter knife from a wedding. It was begging to be given a better life.
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you: No. I never saw any of the people at that wedding again though.
184. taught yourself an art from scratch: No, but languages I have.
185. killed and prepared an animal for eating: Me big huntress of the great white north. Ahah. You surveyors amuse me.
186. apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt: I have a feeling I will.
187. skipped all your school reunions: No and I intend to come to them when they arrive.
188. communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language: Hand signals, yes.
189. been elected to public office: I haven't even ran for student council. Please. Do I look like the kind of person who people would trust in office?
190. written your own computer language: What is it with computers and you people? No, but my friend Marky-Mark is learning it right now. Maybe he will teach me.
191. thought to yourself that you're living your dream: Let's wait a few years for me to answer that. Though living period is a pretty good dream.
192. had to put someone you love into hospice care: My Adeline.
193. built your own PC from parts: Bill Gates, you suck.
194. sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you: I don't want to sell my poetry. It is mine for a reason.
195. had a booth at a street fair: Yeah I handed out cream puffs. And one time I made bead animals.
196. dyed your hair: It is getting to the point where I don't remember my original colour.
197. been a dj: I am the mack mommy of record spinning. In my mind.
198. found out someone was going to dump you via livejournal: Who, I ask aloud, is that immature?
199. written your own role playing game: You can write those things? Whoah.
200. been arrested: I got pulled over for jaywalking once.