2005-01-13
this just in, rev up them presses gents
So here's the latest breaking from my favourite country, England.
Prince Brat..I mean Harry was caught wearing a Nazi armband to a costume party and was apparently walking around like a Hitler youth. The Queen has since reprimanded him for inappropriate behavior and he has written an apology to the public. Perhaps people should calm down, it's a costume party after all. He could have dressed up like Madonna circa the eighties and then what to think?
Hey Harry, can you teach me to walk like the Hitler youth, it looks oh so difficult.
And finally, Margaret Thatcher's[hey that's me] son is currently in a French Guyana prison for trying to overthrow the government of French Guyana. Of course one can speculate that this was all because his mother was such a powerful figure and he thought he would be good at it but would never have a chance in his home country. I think that's his father in him. Obviously, I would never try to take over French Guyana. France, maybe. French Guyana, come on son. What were you thinking?
By the way, mumsy isn't busting you out until you apologize to all the nice French Guyanans or whatever they call themselves. You better hurry though love, I hear they have an excellent measure of torture.
This has been your eye on the ragmag diarist. Guilty of stalking Jude Law since...whenever.
Quote of the day:"You better go bust your son out of jail before they kill him."-[Miss Linguist]
French phrase de jour:Quelle cuisson pour le steak?(kel kwee-soh(n) poor luh stek)How do you like your steak?