2005-06-30
dragraces, pipebombs, sophomore fucks.
so i walked out of my house today to retrieve the mail and the paper[which the paperboy feels the need to throw right at our picture window the sick fuck]and i hear someone from down the street yell the word 'whore' in my direction. i look over to see the neighbour girl[who is a sophomore and sees more action than GI Joe]run off into her house. i was wearing a sundress that covered almost all my body mind you and she was wearing shorts so short and you could probably see the garden of eden if you looked close enough. fucking suburban fucks in their fucking 'i wear abercrombie so i am better than you' fucking motherfuckers.[by the way i have reduced my actual outloud swearing by at least fifty percent but on the internet, the game's on bitches]
lots of excitement in small town hell. am so glad i came back when i did so i could hear and experience it.[and proceed to tell all to my bosses at cafe alkamye last night] monday night, while paul and i were having a fire, we heard a truckload full of sirens and paul, being mr. superears knew where it was going. indeed, it was going out to good old dragway, i mean highway 42. some drag racer[aka some 16 year old who just received his license probably that day]decided drag racing headon into another car would make him some kind of evil knevil. apparently someone is in critical condition.
then tuesday, there were more sirens as my aunt and i were walking around ten at night. apparently, some other kids decided it would be cool to put their free internet education to the test and make a pipebomb. and then put it in an empty field behind viceroy street and light it. but instead of lighting it some pansy-idiotic fuck decided it would be too dangerous so they threw the match on the ground causing the whole field to turn torch. it wasn't until after the fire was controlled they noticed the massive pipbomb sitting near flame. and then we had to call in some s.w.a.t. team from forty-five minutes away because our little rinky-dink team couldn't handle the pipebomb[and we even tried to have the DNR do it...]
all these little sophomore fucks are out to get this town in some serious trouble...i'm planning revenge.
quote of the day:"ahna is the source of our information, the 'ahna update'."-[judy the boss]--next tina fey for sure
french phrase de jour:"Faire le quatre cent coups(fehr leh katr(uh) sah(n) koo)To let loose, to party. lit:to do the four hundred blows--the four hundred blo...did some sophomore make that up?