2004-09-06

the straw dogs are out in the streets

I am a wound coil about to spring.

Tomorrow I start school. Which means that writing will be far apart and usually later at night. Forgive me but the swim team takes up all of my after school time. Don't worry though, it only lasts until November. Coincidentally right before my birthday. Woo hoo.

But when I do update, be sure to look for it because the stories will be hilarious. Nothing is funnier than high school. Why do you think so many movies are made about high school? Because they all happen people. Think about it. Then get back to me and we'll talk about making a movie about my high school. It will be the next American Pie. Or whatever teen movie is making the cool indie kids cream these days.

This summer went to fast and I want to sue it and demand that it come back. We're getting eighty degree weather the day before I go back to school. Nature couldn't make it warmer in the three months prior that is designated for warmth? Good lord. Someone needs to get on the stick and fire nature. Can her ass.

Look at me, bitching and complaining. I am going to go change into my swimsuit and paddle about in the pool for an hour. You guys have a wonderful Monday and to all the Americans that read this:

Have a happy fucking Labor Day. Woo!

This has been your senioritis suffering diarist. Hopefully my school books burn in the tropical heatwave.

Quote of the day:"This is the face that sank a thousand ships. That's from The Iliad."-[Miss Linguist, wrong again]

stealmypurse at 4:12 p.m.