2005-06-16
it's possible i will die soon.
It's quite possible[almost ninety-nine percent possible in fact]that I am ready to go to Florida on Monday. [Despite these simple facts:]
1.)I don't know how to snorkel to save my life
2.)I'll probably piss off a shark and come back sans my right arm
3.)I might be the only student who gets too far from the reef and is lost
4.)I haven't gotten my time off cleared at one of my jobs so I'll lost it
5.)I have the kind of skin that will peel off and walk away at the sun
Yeah, I am all good to go for sure. Maybe I'll just parachute out of the plane. That's gotta make for a good time. And hey I have always wanted to skydive so I could cross that off the list.[or at least put it on the list where 'swim with dolphins in Key Largo' was]
Mmkay question of the day: Why do all males over the age of forty remind me of my favourite over forty actor Eric Stoltz? I was sitting in the optometrist' chair today getting my contact prescription refilled and I was thinking about my old optometrist who looked and sounded like Eric Stoltz[if you don't know who that is, disregard this paragraph entirely or go rent Little Women, Pulp Fiction, or any Cameron Crowe film circa the 80's] I also had a doctor that reminded of me of him and that creepy guy who tried to cruise Tent-Boy Tuesday* It's quite thoroughly bizarre. I might need to check myself in somewhere. "Eric Stoltz Spotters Anonymous"?[ESSA for short]
*=Tuesday Tent-Boy and myself went to GB to peruse Barnes&Nobles and we became the perused. Or at least he did. I came out from the bathroom to find said Eric Stoltz look alike staring at my friend like a shark will probably stare at me[aka with hunger in beady little eyes]Except said lookalike had by far, the world's longest and largest snozzola. Holy Minola Blahnik. He found us once more in the store to ask how old we were and what we planned on persuing in college before wishing us a good life. Or erm..something. Tent-Boy knows all the details because, after all, he was the cruisee.
That's about all the time I have for today. Tune in tomorrow or sometime in the near future for "death tales of the Coral Reef"
Quote of the day:"I'm really naked and this is a tattoo"-[Tent-Boy about clothing not really being clothing]-- and we wonder why he's being cruised?
French phrase de jour:Et mon régime avec ca?(eh moh(n) reh-zheem ah vek sah)But what about my diet?--fuck it kid, die happy with a cake in one hand and a krispy kreme in the other...