2005-06-28
witness protection or neighborhood watch?
mmkay. back from florida report.if you were about to get ready(or not) for beguiling tales of shark hunting and plundering the high seas don't...because that's not what you're going to be getting. instead, you'll be getting reports of mosquito bites and sunburn.
florida was wonderful experience-wise minus being stung by that bristle worm on the coral, being attacked by jellyfish, the sunburn on my feet, and the twelve million bites that are now liable to give me west nile. what, did someone just say hypochondriac? how dare you, you don't know me. [only my psychologist can judge anyway so pfft]there will be many photos when i get them developed. until then, you will have to be satisfied with the knowledge that i am home safe and sound all in one piece and can still feel all my attached limbs.
on another note i brought home a stalker. does anyone around here know a really good exterminator for stalkers of the male kind? i am sure you've had this problem[even if you're male yourself]. his name is scott and he was on the trip. apparently, he thinks that because we pulled an all nighter together and watched the sunrise, that we are 'dating' and he told me that he's 'in love with me'. ok, no. kid, i don't know you from adam and eve, why in the world would i return the feelings? i am just waiting for paul* to pick up my cell phone and yell at him to leave me the eff alone. until that time, does anyone out there have suggestions?
*=paul is a subject i will talk about at a later date when more progresses. until then, know that i am totally over the moon. i may return with a couple of martians and if you note me, you might receive one via mail...just don't tell the ones who are watching...shh.
mmkay, i am waiting for a text message.
quote of the day:"Maybe there's a reason my heart can't slow down."-[Paul]--see...that's why i am moonwalking as of now.
french phrase de jour:Tout veint á point á qui sait attendre(too veeh(n) tah pweh ah kee seh tah-tah(n)dr)Everything comes to those who wait--yeah you're not just whistling dixie mr. french.